Escapades of Life
Dwayne | 15 | Pilipinas

I live I laugh I love.
Dont try to judge me cause baby I was born this way

beben-eleben:

Porn for Kids

Reblog if you’re ending the year single.

Facebook Crush

beben-eleben:

When you find the account of your crush

When you are about to add your crush

When your crush has accepted your invitation

When your crush has left you a message saying, “Thanks for adding. :)”

When your crush is online, you are shy to start a conversation with him/her, but he/she is the first one to say “hi.” in chat

After several times of chatting, your crush is asking you for your number; meaning, your crush is interested to know more about you. 

TSSS.

Argggggggh. Mag-ym sana ko eh :| Sira yung webcam ko :(((( 
Nakakainis talaga. Ngayon pa siya nasira hay :| 

(Source: akimb0slice)

Jeeeeez. I suck HAHAHA :)

Jeeeeez. I suck HAHAHA :)

Huwag mong kutkutin o hipuin ‘yang pimple mo. Lalaki ‘yan o kaya baka maging peklat. Tingnan mo ‘yung utong, kapag lagi mong hinawak-hawakan o hipo-hipuin, lalaki ‘yun!
Mommy, describing pimple as nipple (via beben-eleben)
auz! ms ok christmas sa pinas eh!... =)
Asked by swaggervin

Oo nga eh :) Miss na miss ko na ang Pilipinas :) 

:”“”“”“”“”“”“”“”“”“> I want kids HAHAHA

:”“”“”“”“”“”“”“”“”“> I want kids HAHAHA

(Source: nickdouglas)